Have you seen Ol' Rosco?
He's too damn drunk to drive
Saw him pissin' in the bathroom
That's when he gave me the evil eye.
Said boy i think you had too many
Why don't you give up them keys?
Tells me to mind my business
Says says he'll do as he'll damn well please.
So I ordered hot coffee
and an olie on tap.
I put the olie to my lips
then I poured the hot coffee in his lap.